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[Oct. 31st, 2011|01:32 pm] |
Man. People really don't take kindly to prank calls anymore. Whatever happened to creative self-expression and the appreciation of? It's not like I told them I'd slit their eyelids in half so they couldn't blink when I stabbed them in the face. That was last week.
Remember, if you're running up the stairs instead of going out the front door, you're a dumbass and probably deserve to die. Happy Halloween, dick heads! |
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[Oct. 20th, 2011|12:58 am] |
Wow. I have no clue what you head cases decided to put in your fruit loops this week, but whatever it was? Keep doing it. Usually I pass the time at the store by prank calling all the asshole customers who think they got the last word at the counter, but this? Really. Two thumbs up. Has anybody died yet? God I hope so, even this is getting boring.
Soooo this is probably the part where I'd say my name, who I'm carting around in my skull and if I like long walks on the beach or not but uh, that's just not how I roll. Too many internet stalkers these days. You want it bad enough? Tell me your favorite scary movie. If I like your answer, I might not stab you in the face go easy on you. Adios! |
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